Do you have kids that fight or bicker on a daily basis? Do you find yourself covering your ears praying for a moment of quiet? Maybe you would like to hide in the closet with the hopes that they won’t hurt each other and will work it out.
Introducing The Mommy Alert!
The Mommy Alert is a cork less whistle in your choice of black, white or chrome with a comfortable cord to hang around your neck!
Kids bickering? Not when you blow The Mommy Alert!
This handy resource immediately alerts the children that there is something more important than their bickering, it’s the Mommy standing in front of them.
Kids ignoring you in favor of the TV or computer? Not when you blow The Mommy Alert!
The high pitch might cause them to hop in the air but that’s ok because they should be hopping up to ask “What do you need Greatest Mommy on The Planet?”
How much does this child rearing device cost? I’m glad you asked, you can get The Mommy Alert at your local retailers for under $5. Check your nearest Wal-Mart or Academy locations.
Caution: Do not blow directly into the ear. Blowing it once or twice will usually do the trick. If your kids see you wearing it around your neck they will know that you are in your “I mean business” mode.
Don’t suffer any longer! Get The Mommy Alert today.
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