Just when you thought she had nothing else up her sleeve Pamela M. Kramer brings you the follow up to her famous product The Crying Chair.
Do you have a toddler that brings the crying straight to your crotch?
Without warning they fly into a crying rage right between your legs?
Maybe your doing the dishes and they come up behind you and cry into your butt cheeks. Hey, it happens!
Your solution? The Crotch Guard
The Crotch Guard is sure to protect your crotch from the snot, tears, vibrations and any other disturbing sensations that come from a crotch cry. This great product is water proof and your kids will think you are cool because you look like a super hero! This fabulous product can be yours for the low cost of $9.99. If you call now we will ship your product for free. Please don’t delay!
You no longer have to be the victim of a crotch crier.
Act fast and guard yourself today!